Ayyyy! Pop quiz
By Spirit Fingers
The most obvious explanation for Paul Bettany’s choice of handwear is:
(a) so the wife has to deal with carrying all the keys
(b) in case Mike Tyson changes his mind about having Jamie Foxx play him and holds an impromptu casting call
(c) they don’t look nearly as awkward as oven mitts
(d) to fend off rabid female fans who are after this witty piece of eye candy


February 28th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
From the last picture, it’s obvious. It’s so he doesn’t hurt himself scratching at the critters in his crotch…
February 29th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Does he leave them on when he has to pee?