I’m not quite sure what happened overnight (server rendered incapacitated by sight of John Travolta’s badger pelt?) but here is Monday’s puzzle corner again.
Carefully study this fabulous array of four legged creatures and tell me which celebrities own them. Answers to be put up on Thursday morning. Thank you for your patience!
Bad, bad gossip bloggers (Jezebel)
Paris Hilton stars in the debut of Celebutard Comics! (Defamer)
Bill O’Reilly’s producer attacks homeless vets (Gawker)
Isabella Rossellini’s transgendered insectoid porn movies (AgentBedhead)
Eva Mendes is off to rehab (DailyStab)
Kirstie Alley’s body Thetans get the better of her (HolyCandy)
Sarah Silverman is trading up…to Matt Damon! (GabbyBabble)
Michelle Williams issues official statement (ABCNews)
Is Lindsay Lohan shilling deodorant now? (ImNotObsessed)
Lingerie Bowl cancelled! (DerekHail)
Nicole Kidman shows off the baby bump pea (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Tyra Banks = Gloria Steinem? (Mollygood)
Malcolm in the Middle is dating a Cylon (Websters)
Mississippi to starve fat people (DListed)
Lindsay Lohan at traffic school (ICYDK)
Britney Spears is GD, probably SP as well (Yeeeeah)
Natalee Holloway update (Dissfunktional)
Amy Winehouse downgraded from rehab to hospital (PerezHilton)
I have always lamented that in addition to honesty in front of a grand jury, colour coordination is not Lil’ Kim’s strong point. You might joyfully exclaim “Hey at least she’s covered up!” and “Hooray those glittery pasties are a thing of the past!” but think about it, at least back then you knew where exactly to direct your loud disapproval.
Ever since Ducati announced its new man-toy – I understand it’s like the Hermes Birkin of motorcycle racing - Tom Cruise has been eagerly counting down the seconds until he will be speeding down a mountain road, the wind in his hair and all that power throbbing between his legs:
Tom Cruise is the first on the list to get Ducati’s newest motorcycle — a $72,500 superbike bristling with titanium, magnesium and carbon fiber technology that can scoot up to 200 mph.
Cruise is scheduled to take delivery of the Desmosedici RR at Beverly Hills Ducati this week. Only 1,500 of the red-and-white Moto GP racing replica motorcycles will be made and Cruise gets the first.
Michael Lock, chief of Cupertino-based Ducati North America, said the Desmosedici RR “is the impossible dream — made possible.”
“We are delighted to be able to deliver the world’s first production unit here in the USA to Tom Cruise, who is a well-known Ducati enthusiast,” Lock said in a statement.
Truly it is stories like these that make us marvel at the modern fairytale that is Tom’s own life.
Can you feel that tangible shift in the air? Lovers’ bodies quivering with worry as they struggle to come up with the perfect gift to express such a complex emotion. There are many beautiful and covetous things to be had, so why not start dropping hints all over the place. It’s as easy as sending a link to this wishlist:
Agent Provocateur Massage Oil Trio ($60)
philosophy amazing grace 5-pc. deluxe fragrance collection ($106)
Leigh Bantivoglio raspberry satin crystal lace detail ‘Clara’ camisole ($109.99)
D.L. & Co. Heart Box Votive Set ($125)
Gucci Silver Stud Bamboo Earrings ($140)
Oriental Wishing Pendant with Swarovski Crystals ($154.90)
Diane von Furstenberg ‘Malloricita’ Dress ($169.90)
Kristen Blake Standup Collar Wool Blend Coat ($178-$188)
Deep Metallic Cherry Red Home Chocolate Fondue Fountain ($199.95)
Manolo says, actor and part-time longshoreman (see above) Ethan Hawke has knocked the nanny up!
In Touch has learned exclusively that Ethan Hawke and girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes are expecting a baby “They are over the moon,” a pal tells In Touch about the pregnancy. Ethan, 37, and Ryan, 28, first met when she worked as a nanny for the actor during his marriage to Uma Thurman.
And so it has come to this. Ethan Hawke has joined that elite group of celebrity nanny-diddlers, the club which includes such notables as Jude Law, Robin Williams, singer Chris de Burgh, celebrity has-been Joe Piscopo, and the world-famous Broadway producer, Maxwell Sheffield…
