The Olsen Twins, wanted as playmates
By Spirit FingersIf at first you don’t succeed, then pester, pester again like a lecherous old man - especially when the bare-skinned nubility of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen is at stake:
Playboy boss Hugh Hefner reportedly is hoping to convince the Olsen twins to celebrate their 22nd birthday in June by stripping off in the magazine. The media mogul has attempted to woo Mary-Kate and Ashley to disrobe in Playboy since they turned 18, and he’s now launched a renewed bid to tempt them out of their clothes for a special celebratory photo shoot.
A source tells Star magazine, “Hef thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy.”
But insiders insist the Olsens are holding out for a more classy magazine deal, telling Star, “They’re all about high-end fashion these days. They want to do Vogue.”
Better prepare for a tough negotiation Hef, I hear that Insect World is also offering them megabucks for a centrefold of them wearing nothing but their most seductive lenses.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I think I can speak for all normal male humans when I say:
AYYYYYYYYYYY! Never! NEVER!
Anorexia pr0n. Ugh.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:55 pm
For god’s sakes, what is the big, screaming deal about twins!?!
Just because there are two of them does not make them attractive. In fact, in the Olsens’ case, it makes them twice as ugly.
Creepy little unwashed, half-starved bug-rat creatures.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Um… don’t most Playboy models have boobs and stuff?
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Dazie, that’s what photo shop is for…That and erasing the prominent rib cages, putting flesh on skeletal legs, and softing razor sharp collar bones…
March 4th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I don’t know what makes him think that they would accept such an offer.
These are two of the few girls in Hollywood who don’t go around flashing their T&A at everyone who’ll snap a pic. In fact, they seems determined to be the counter to the Playboy bunny.
I’d like to think that the little firls I used to watch on t.v., despite having some problems, will still have the possiblitiy of living a life with at least a little dignity.
March 4th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
jmflynny, you obviously haven’t seen their clothing lines.
August 5th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Olsen twins – prada = skanks on parade. Sluttards like these put me off women.
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
well, if you’ve seen one girl naked….you might as well see the rest of’m naked. either way i don’t think anyone would lose any sleep waiting for the skinny little bodies of the twins to be on any cover of any porn mag anytime soon ha ha