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Fashion trend alert: Realistic body types

By Spirit Fingers

That’s a pretty big tissue box

What do you mean “top-heavy”? Of course your bust should be three times larger than your hips.

I’ve been working on my pecs









6 Responses to “Fashion trend alert: Realistic body types”




  1. Jennie Says:

    Didn’t you see “The Real Housewives of Orange County”? OF Course your bust is suppose to be 3 times larger than your hips! And is the hockey mask/Jason look coming back or is that hat face protection in case the owners of those tails hunt her down?

    Of course the second look is wonderful for the apple body types!




  2. B.S.A.G. Says:

    I can’t quite tell…is she supposed to be dressed as the giant hairy evil spider from Lord of the Rings, or the giant hairy evil spider from Harry Potter?




  3. Thomas Says:

    When Transvestites attack! They’re softer, cuddlier versions of Klaus Nomi’s semi famous tux.




  4. LBYB Says:

    Obviously not for work in a big city. Can you imagine trying to make your way through the inter-building wind tunnels wearing this sort of stuff?




  5. Phyllis Says:

    I’d love to see either of them try to get in and out of a cab in these garments.




  6. teapunk Says:

    I can’t quite tell…is she supposed to be dressed as the giant hairy evil spider from Lord of the Rings, or the giant hairy evil spider from Harry Potter?

    Thank you. Even my husband started laughing when he heard this one, and he’s usually not Mr. Fashionhumour :)

    Whose collection is this? Gaultier?




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