Linkly Roundup
By raincoasterHeath Ledger leaves Matilda out of his will (Defamer)
Tilda Swinton hates Harry Potter (Gawker)
Happy Birthday, Emma Watson (Derober)
Leonard Cohen is a beautiful loser (AgentBedhead)
1 Clooney, 2 girls, and 1 cup (Celebitchy)
A letter to the mad bomber of Times Square (IBBB)
Anne Heche to scare the horses (GabbyBabble)
Crazy Britney Spears has the craziest stalker. It’s kind of perfect (Yeeeeah)
Big Gay Al is free! Star Jones prepares to coug at a singles bar near you (Cityrag)
Celine Dion is Cousin Itt! (CelebritySmack)
Governor Spitzer refuses to privatize his sex life, shares it with downtrodden call girls (Dlisted)
Pierrot clown claims someone was stealing Kurt Cobain’s money (CircusHour)
America’s Next Top Models are America’s Current Slobbiest Tenants (CelebWarship)
Angelina’s baby bump is in mourning (JustJared)
Cocktail waitress gives up job to marry George Clooney (IDLYITW)
Matthew McConaughey wants to name his son after beer (HollywoodRag)
Jamie-Lynn’s baby bump is bountiful (US)
Lindsay Lohan’s next gig? (TeenyManolo)
Top seven Suri Cruise Conspiracy Theories (BritboyLA)
Britney’s about to meet my mother (TMZ)
Natalie Portman wants to give it away (Jezebel)
Joe Francis is about to skip bail (PerezHilton)
If at first you don’t succeed, you marry Tom Cruise (Mollygood)
Should wives of scandalous men stand by them? (CitizenSugar)
Cindy Crawford notches another kill (HollywoodTuna NSFW!)