From the mouths of celebrities
By Spirit Fingers
Paula Abdul on the confidence-boosting compliments about her appearance:
“Most people say I look better than I ever have. It feels good when I see young boys staring at me, saying, ‘I wish my mum looked that hot!’
Well done Paula, for raising the bar and making mothers everywhere have to work even harder to fulfil their sons’ Oedipal fantasies.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Or maybe they’re thinking “I wonder if that cougar is desperate/kooky/kinky enough to do since my dream is to stick it in any warm wet crevasse I can find like all teenage boys.” Methinks Ms Abdul best check her ego before she ends up with a (worse) reputation.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Ms. Abdul was filmed several times looking severely stoned saying, “I don’t know why they are not treating me like the gift that I am…” Gag gift! Excuse me @#*^ uncontrollable retching, have to go…
March 12th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
She may be both overmedicated and undersane, but her hair and makeup is FLAWLESS. I never see her without wanting her little grooming elves to work on me, too.
March 12th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
She’s been looking pretty cleaned up on AI this year - although she’ll never be able to string together a coherent sentence.
And Raincoaster is right - her stylist is a genius. Dance 10 Looks 3.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:51 am
You think so, Phyllis? Because I got the opposite impression. I feel like she’s been over the top so far this year. Did you see when she nearly toppled off the stage last week and Simon had to catch her?
March 13th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
She has a full time stylist/makeup guy that is her “best friend”. Seems to be the only one of her staff that she doesn’t treat like sh^t. She lies down in a recliner/barber like chair and passes out (really-she sleeps thru it!) while he spackles her. (Guilty pleasure-watched her special on Bravo “Hey Paula!” Woman is a total egomanical freakazoid…)
March 14th, 2008 at 5:20 am
If you ate Ativan like M&Ms you could sleep through it too.