Pamela Anderson, flesh-coloured is not your friend
By Spirit Fingers
A word of caution ladies - if you are adamant that panties are to be your only mode of lower body apparel when appearing on a German variety show, then please please go for the most brightly coloured, farthest away from your skintone pair out there. That way you can avoid that whole open-jawed double take “wait was that…did she just….wtf is wrong with German tv…” thing that people will inevitably do when the camera and lighting angles decide to join forces against you.
March 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Oh Pammy….why? We get it. You’re a sex kitten. But you’re turning yourself into a caricature.
The legendary sex kittens, such as Marilyn and Brigitte, would have shown up on television dressed like that.
March 17th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
And we wonder why other countries think America is nuts!
March 17th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Actually, there’s quite a lot wrong with German TV. It’s plain awful, for one. This variety show is all about “Volksmusik”, a horror I will not talk about any longer. Maybe just to say: If Volksmusik would be used the way it was intended - as a weapon - it would a) be against the Geneve Conventions and b) all of Europe would be a bloodless dessert populated by jodeling Zombies trying to eat each others brains out while square dancing in weird costumes, which pretty much describes a “Volksmusik” variety show.
*ahem*
(well, see for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Volksmusik&search_type=)
(Maybe should add I am German)
Anyway: Pam probably ran to the stage in her underwear to escape said Zombies. No other explanation possible. Hope she made it home okay.
March 18th, 2008 at 1:06 am
She looks like two half-deflated hot air balloons that have crashed atop a nuclear reactor.
That or a stripper. One or the other, for sure.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:56 am
If she had been wearing black or brown underpants it would have been much worse.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
don’t know about you, but MY browser shows an amex ad over there in the right hand column with a runway model in a green halter top? um…er…what?
March 18th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Methinks Pamela Anderson never spends much time worrying about whether people think she goes commando.
March 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Ditto to the Phyllis. The beige underpants, at the worst, make her look like the oversized Barbie doll. Otherwise her appearance is that of the woman who has put on her corset but forgotten the dress that goes overtop.
March 19th, 2008 at 10:19 am
That top just makes her chest look like inflated air bags, it’s rediculous!
March 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Air Bags? Blow up doll with 3 pleasure centers is more like it….
March 20th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
In the picture on the left it looks like she sprung a leak.