Heather Mills, able to splurge on flying monkeys
By Spirit FingersMommy, please make the scary lady go away! Sure, but it will cost you around $50 million and a ruined hairdo as well:
HEATHER MILLS reportedly threw a glass of water over SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY’s lawyer during their divorce showdown on Monday (17Mar08). Mills won $33 million (GBP16.5 million) cash with assets worth $15.6 million (GBP7.8 million) following the breakdown of her four-year marriage to the former Beatle. But before a breakdown of the judgement was unveiled to the world’s press, the 40-year-old calmly approached solicitor Fiona Shackleton and tipped a glass of water over her head, reports British newspaper The Sun. The claims were supported by photographs of Shackleton, who arrived at the High Court in London for a hearing at 10.15am (GMT) sporting a perfectly styled bob, but emerged almost five hours later with bedraggled hair.
Very brave of Heather to seize an entire glass of water like that. If there had been a tussle for it, things could have gotten really ugly. Nobody likes to see anybody get hurt, much less collapsed into a semi-puddle in the middle of the floor screaming “I’m melting! Melting!”.
March 18th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
And to top it all…their child will have to go into the workhouse like Oliver Twist asking for more porridge. She only gets $70K per year for miscellaneous expenses over and above school etc… Heather has stated that the poor baby will have to ride coach on such a paltry amount. I guess Heather doesn’t want to share her $33 Million so she will ride first class and put the kid and nanny in steerage…
March 20th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
He married the sexy psycho and had a child with her and expected she’d be so in love and awed by him she’d act the meek, obedient wife like Linda who finally confessed her lifelong misery as she was dying to a friend.. and allow herself to be abused, subdued and play second banana.. um, didn’t happen Old Paul. Heather shouted out loud about your cruddy-cruel ways, kicked your sorry old butt from London to Wales for insulting her and her child. Hooray.
March 21st, 2008 at 3:06 am
@ Buzzkut: Heather, you’re not fooling anyone.