Plucked to Kill
By PlumcakeOh I hate to do it, I do. But when I saw this photo my first thought was…woah, McWhateverhisnameis –the one who wasn’t in “Mobsters”– from Grey’s Anatomy has REALLY got to withdraw from the Christina Aguilera School of Eyebrow Pluckery before he depilates his way out of my heart, and by heart I mean pants.*
Eddie Izzard, you are very funny and I get that you’re playing the Hollywood game and not really doing the transvestite shtick anymore so you’d appeal to more mainstream roles, but listen sister, just because you gave us “cake or death” and a loose translation of The Italian Job as told in French by mice with questionable planning abilities –which made me feel really cool because I was the only one who spoke French in the group so I got to laugh and feel all sophisticated n’ stuff– it does NOT mean that you can go around with designer stubble and an anemic Liz Taylor brow shooting Blue Steel at us. Who are you, Kevin Spacey?
Work it out.
*You know what I mean.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
“You! Cake or death!”
“um, cake please?”
“oh. Well, alright then.”
March 19th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Agreed. He took his eye makeup kit and WORKED it. And I miss that!!
March 19th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
la souris est sur la table
le chat est sur la chaise
le singe est sur la branche
Perhaps they are only a problem now because we’re used to seeing them topping rather a lot of eye makeup?
March 20th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
It’s such a shame that he needs to do this to get more work. People gotta do what people gotta do, but man he is FIERCE in heels!
“My father was a beekeeper before me. His father was a beekeeper before him. I want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps looked like this: ‘AAAAAAHH! I’m covered in bees!’”