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	<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/</link>
	<description>Gently Making Fun of the Famous</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: La Petite Acadienne</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10654</link>
		<dc:creator>La Petite Acadienne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Then my work here is done. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Then my work here is done. <img src='http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: raincoaster</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10525</link>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10525</guid>
		<description>Thank you, danilo and La Petite Acadienne. And now I'm off to wipe my mind's eye with bleach.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, danilo and La Petite Acadienne. And now I&#8217;m off to wipe my mind&#8217;s eye with bleach.</p>
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		<title>By: Former Captain of the Marketing Ski Team</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10520</link>
		<dc:creator>Former Captain of the Marketing Ski Team</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10520</guid>
		<description>Plumcake, you speak the truth about marketing folk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plumcake, you speak the truth about marketing folk.</p>
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		<title>By: La Petite Acadienne</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10513</link>
		<dc:creator>La Petite Acadienne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10513</guid>
		<description>Equally disturbing is the ad where a sleeping father is cuddling a preternaturally fluffy, blue-eyed white kitten. His mischevious children carefully and gingerly replace the kitten with a roll of toilet paper.  What concerns me is this: if it's so easy to mistake the roll of toilet paper for the kitten, then would the inverse also not be true? If you own soft toilet paper AND a white kitten, are you always getting them mixed up -- perpetually having to wash the kitten after inadvertently wiping your bum with it? (Watch those claws!) Are you throwing all your money down the drain getting your toilet paper spayed? And what if your toilet paper goes to the litter box to relieve itself? What does IT use? A puppy?

Oh god, it's all so confusing!!! Where the hell is Mr. Whipple when you need him?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Equally disturbing is the ad where a sleeping father is cuddling a preternaturally fluffy, blue-eyed white kitten. His mischevious children carefully and gingerly replace the kitten with a roll of toilet paper.  What concerns me is this: if it&#8217;s so easy to mistake the roll of toilet paper for the kitten, then would the inverse also not be true? If you own soft toilet paper AND a white kitten, are you always getting them mixed up &#8212; perpetually having to wash the kitten after inadvertently wiping your bum with it? (Watch those claws!) Are you throwing all your money down the drain getting your toilet paper spayed? And what if your toilet paper goes to the litter box to relieve itself? What does IT use? A puppy?</p>
<p>Oh god, it&#8217;s all so confusing!!! Where the hell is Mr. Whipple when you need him?</p>
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		<title>By: Jennie</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10512</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10512</guid>
		<description>Actually, golden lab is a tad more appropriate since one makes the golden more often than the chocolate lavador visits.  That being said, humans have done much worse to their offspring in the naming.  And one must wonder why dogs, bears (have you seen the awful one about lint!!!), angels, etc...ad nauseum are used to sell such an ignoble disposable product!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, golden lab is a tad more appropriate since one makes the golden more often than the chocolate lavador visits.  That being said, humans have done much worse to their offspring in the naming.  And one must wonder why dogs, bears (have you seen the awful one about lint!!!), angels, etc&#8230;ad nauseum are used to sell such an ignoble disposable product!</p>
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		<title>By: danilo</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10508</link>
		<dc:creator>danilo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10508</guid>
		<description>Firstly, is there a contest for naming this blog post?  My submission is 'Poopy'.  

Secondly, I suppose it's lost on marketing people that any dog needing to wipe just drags its ass across the carpet.  Either that or there's a target audience of ass-wipers who use their puppies to clean themselves.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Firstly, is there a contest for naming this blog post?  My submission is &#8216;Poopy&#8217;.  </p>
<p>Secondly, I suppose it&#8217;s lost on marketing people that any dog needing to wipe just drags its ass across the carpet.  Either that or there&#8217;s a target audience of ass-wipers who use their puppies to clean themselves.</p>
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10506</link>
		<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10506</guid>
		<description>Plumcake, you never cease to slay me but this is even more death-dealingly funny than usual. Whaddaya bet the dog's name gets changed six months from now?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plumcake, you never cease to slay me but this is even more death-dealingly funny than usual. Whaddaya bet the dog&#8217;s name gets changed six months from now?</p>
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		<title>By: KS</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10505</link>
		<dc:creator>KS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://ayyyy.com/2008/03/21/1532/#comment-10505</guid>
		<description>Ohhhhhh....poor puppy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ohhhhhh&#8230;.poor puppy.</p>
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