Ayyyy! Pop quiz
By Spirit Fingers
What has brought on Paris Hilton’s sudden fascination with wide-eyed moppets?
(a) Seeking fresh blood to replenish her waning fanbase
(b) She’s on the campaign trail for the office of US Ambassador to that fabulous country of West Africa
(c) They are more articulate than chihuahuas and bite less than kinkajous
(d) If newborn pics are worth up to $10 million, imagine what the going rate for toddlers are!

March 29th, 2008 at 6:06 am
Is she imitating…Diana???? WTF