Here are the mouthwatering answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Babette’s Feast
2. Eat Drink Man Woman – The Opening Scene
3. Spanglish – The World’s Greatest Sandwich
4. Like Water for Chocolate – The wedding cake
5. Soul Food
6. Chocolat – The Chocolaterie
9. Tampopo – The Noodlemaster
10. Big Night – The Big Feast
Congratulations to Heather Outside Boston for a pack-leading 5 out of 10 and kudos to MissMarj for identifying the elusive no. 4. For your efforts, you may treat yourself to the gastronomical extravaganza that is Babette’s Feast (provided you can find someone to prepare it for you). And for those who are still not sated, here are some more classic food scenes to enjoy:
Shamus of the Dead! (AgentBedhead)
Ex-stripper Diablo Cody is a Twit (Defamer)
RIP, Dr. Albert Hofmann (Gawker)
Scarlett Johansson’s smoky voice falls down (DailyStab)
A good femme fatale knows exactly what she’s worth (CelebritySmack)
There’s always a tall, icy blonde in a little black dress (GoFugYourself)
The plucky hoofer with two strikes against him (Mollygood)
Starring Lydia Hearst as the underage socialite (PerezHilton)
The Golden Couple in the South of France (JustJared)
This is not the look of a happy man. If only he’d buttered up whoever was in charge of the seating arrangements. He could have landed a prime spot next to the soft, silky and smooth-skinned Jenny McCarthy instead of that annoying fake couple from The Hills (which he wasn’t even sure was really a reality show to begin with).
There is positively no reason for him to be in this post other than I love him, pure and simple. He is camp and cute and so, SO inappropriate (I died a thousand deaths when he set up his friend Dawn French –who is happily married to Lenny Henry– with a self-identified “chubby chaser” via some internet dating site and broadcast the entire thing on his television show) and if I were still the sort of girl who dated gay Irishmen, I would gladly be Teh Best Sexless Marriage Evar!!!1! with him.
In a continuing theme of fierce British bitches I give you Joanna Lumley who created my heroine, the legendary louche Patsy Stone of Ab Fab fame, making a bold choice in Hermes orange and Dame Judi Dench who will always have better hair than you. Always.
Wow, check out the meticulous detail on that – you can really tell that someone thought long and hard about the fine line between high art and mere porn, especially when carving out that fig leaf shape. This is clearly the work of several master craftsmen acting in perfect concert, impossible to replicate by yourself no matter how fashionably attuned you may think you are. Remember that these things are best left to professionals, otherwise it will only end in utter and complete tragedy.
Miley Cyrus is Electra Woman for the 21st Century! (Celebuwreck)
Amy Poehler will be a good Baby Mama (Derober)
Battle of the B-Movie Directors (AgentBedhead)
Miley Cyrus just wants to make you happy (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Kirk Douglas defends the olds (Defamer)
Slash’s kids keep their clothes and their attitude ON, baby! (SeriouslyOMG)
Meanwhile, 15-year-old with longest odds actually turning out classy (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Miley Cyrus is a budding Annie Leibovitz herself (CelebritySmack)
Is the Hoff old enough to be dating EVE HERSELF??? (ImNotObsessed)