Better reserve yours now
By Spirit Fingers
This soooo better be in their new fashion collection because my demented grand-aunt would never have the creative foresight to make this kind of stuff for me. I can’t wait for when the cheap knockoffs hit the racks! This is fantastic news for all of us who’ve been looking for a way to keep wayward hair in place AND give the illusion of a frumpier figure. Soaks up vomit like a charm too, so we can drink as much we want!
April 17th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Ah, silly, did you not know that the Olsens are expert at picking any touch of crazy-old-lady out of an otherwise interesting fashion show. Much like the Prada turban of last year, the wee Olsen is sporting that furry band from the MJ show.
April 17th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Mommy! Can I wear Great Aunt Millie’s dress and your Woodstock headband to school today?
April 17th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
…And then there’s Mary-Kate!
April 17th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
LOL! Raincoaster!
I did figure out the perpetually sucked in cheeks. The kids are starving and slowly consuming themselves internally. In the not too distant future there will be a very small “pop!” and the twins will implode having sucked themselves dry…