Hump Links
By raincoasterThe Hoff knows the mighty power of an 8 1/2 by 11 (Defamer)
Kimberly Stewart wears possibly the ugliest shoes the universe has ever seen (TheRadReport)
Katie needs a raise! (BittenAndBound)
Lindsay Lohan will NOT assume the missionary position (Yeeeeah)
David Beckham says his prayers (TheBlemish)
Jennifer Aniston’s Miss Havisham decorating scheme (POTP)
A little bit country, a little bit hip-hop, a LOT batshiat insane (ImNotObsessed)
Kelly Osborne, unmasked! (LARagMag)
Gentlemen, start your engines: Emma Watson is legal (Derober)
Tom Cruise will do anything for Becks, even endure soccer (DailyStab)
Mary-Kate Olsen celebrates New Year’s in April. Also, apparently, Halloween (JustJared)
Britney’s comeback plan (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Pete Doherty maintains personal hygiene in prison (AgentBedhead)
Brangelina is a contraceptive (CeleBitchy)
Shirley Manson is a grown-up (CelebritySmack)
Tilda Swinton just as strange as imagined (CircusHour)
Liveblogging Sex with Sue (CandyKirby)
Gwyneth Paltrow is an alien (GoFugYourself)
RIP PawPaw (Gawker)