No, No, No, No, I Won’t Link Challenge No More
By raincoasterGwyneth Paltrow wears what the Manolo tells her to (JustJared)
Renee Zellweger, charter member, Starfuckers Incorporated (DailyStab)
Elisabeth Hasselbeck and My Little Pony: which one of these is slumming? (CandyKirby)
Shia LaBoeuf may or may not have gotten lucky(? if you call it that) (WendyWayrad)
John Cusack refers Paul Leydon to the hand (JeanJacketsBad)
Bloody Hell! Pete Doherty is insane (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
JLo goes all, like, Alpha Mommy on Nicole Richie (IBBB)
Adrien Brody is marrying retired Aunt Selma from Miami Beach? (ImNotObsessed)
Flat busted: Amy Winehouse arrested (People)
Ellen DeGeneris gently gyno-probes Ashlee Simpson (CelebritySmack)
Harrison Ford’s Brazilliant deforestation PSA/man-on-man chest waxing video (Defamer)
Celebrity cosmetic surgery slideshow (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Betty and Veronica: still best frenemies (CounterfeitChic)
Madonna is a natural beauty on “Today.” And what planet? (DListed)
Mariah Carey to turn Empire State Building gay (HollywoodRag)
Heidi Fleiss on her high horse again (WOWReport)
The happy(?) couple: Carmen Electra and Rock Himbo #3 pose for engagement pix (Websters)
Encounters with Seth Green (Mollygood)
Jonas Brothers kill and bury Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash’s musical cred (MTVBuzzworthy)
Clay Aiken thinks people from Omaha are stupid (EvilBeet)
Rachel Zoe is one cougar who never changes her spots (GoFugYourself)
Scientology teaches Katie Holmes to speak in tongues (CeleBitchy)
Scientology’s niece speaks! (AgentBedhead)