Christina Ricci on being dirt-free:
“I’m a clean freak. I get really excited when things are clean, and I love sorting stuff. I love folding laundry in front of the television.”
Well then, it must been quite difficult to muster up the enthusiasm for this photo shoot without imagining your pristine body sprawled against some sexy protective plastic covers.
The Hoff hassled to the tune of $25,000 per month Hasselmony (USAToday)
Vince Vaughn is the Flabby Flasher of Griffith Park (CelebSlam)
Akon guilty of criminal assault on the truth with intent to blow smoke up your ass (AgentBedhead)
Hollywood selling out (no, that’s not a tautology) (Derober)
The jailbird diaries of Pete Doherty (HolyMoly)
Britney’s Total Fitness? Somewhere between couch potato and Basset Hound (TheBlemish)
America’s Next Top Flight Attendant? (IBBB)
Gossip Wars: attack of the necroporn pimps! (Defamer)
Who is this “Dalai Lama” of whom you speak? (Gawker)
Scientology vs the Little Guy, round N+1 (XenuTV)
Naomi Campbell shuts barn door, gazes wistfully after horse (CelebritySmack)
Get M-K O’s look! Then, presumably, get much-needed corrective lenses (CircusHour)
Ashlee Simpson just isn’t worth it (DListed)
Cameron Diaz issues statement about the death of her father (CeleBitchy)
Johnny Depp will never work with Renee Zellweger again as long as he lives (DailyStab)
Blake, Incarcerated, Forgotten (TheSun)
Scarface (GabbyBabble)
Putin’s poontang (BittenAndBound)
Victoria Beckham’s Pink Taco is 34? (JustJared)
This soooo better be in their new fashion collection because my demented grand-aunt would never have the creative foresight to make this kind of stuff for me. I can’t wait for when the cheap knockoffs hit the racks! This is fantastic news for all of us who’ve been looking for a way to keep wayward hair in place AND give the illusion of a frumpier figure. Soaks up vomit like a charm too, so we can drink as much we want!
Both have experience playing the ruthless tyrant, only - one is a god like his father, the other was known as the Godfather.
The Hoff knows the mighty power of an 8 1/2 by 11 (Defamer)
Kimberly Stewart wears possibly the ugliest shoes the universe has ever seen (TheRadReport)
Katie needs a raise! (BittenAndBound)
Lindsay Lohan will NOT assume the missionary position (Yeeeeah)
David Beckham says his prayers (TheBlemish)
Jennifer Aniston’s Miss Havisham decorating scheme (POTP)
A little bit country, a little bit hip-hop, a LOT batshiat insane (ImNotObsessed)
Kelly Osborne, unmasked! (LARagMag)
Gentlemen, start your engines: Emma Watson is legal (Derober)
Tom Cruise will do anything for Becks, even endure soccer (DailyStab)
Mary-Kate Olsen celebrates New Year’s in April. Also, apparently, Halloween (JustJared)
Britney’s comeback plan (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Pete Doherty maintains personal hygiene in prison (AgentBedhead)
Brangelina is a contraceptive (CeleBitchy)
Shirley Manson is a grown-up (CelebritySmack)
Tilda Swinton just as strange as imagined (CircusHour)
Liveblogging Sex with Sue (CandyKirby)
Gwyneth Paltrow is an alien (GoFugYourself)
RIP PawPaw (Gawker)
A movie that brings together the 2 elements that people want to see most in movies? Brilliant! But what I want to know is are they strippers who get infected and become zombies or are they zombies who fall into stripping because it’s the easiest way to pay the bills and lure their prey? I think the knowledgeable-looking lady above can answer my question but only if I promise to serve up some fresh chicken entrails to match those feathers of hers.
Girls - they grow up so fast nowadays! One day they’re a fresh-faced ingenue trying to break into Hollywood, the next they’ve been anointed Chief Handmaiden to the Lord of Darkness And His No.1 Sharer of Makeup (or more succinctly known as Dita von 2.0).
Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Jane Seymore/Solitaire (Live and Let Die)
2. Barbara Bach/Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)
3. Honor Blackman/Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)
4. Jill St John/Tiffany Case (Diamonds are Forever)
5. Famke Janssen/Xenia Onatopp (Goldeneye)
6. Lois Chiles/Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)
7. Denise Richards/Dr Christmas Jones (The World is Not Enough)
8. Carey Lowell/Pam Bouvier (Licence to Kill)
9. Britt Ekland/Mary Goodnight (The Man with the Golden Gun)
10. Maud Adams/Octopussy (Octopussy)
Congratulations to mamafitz for a perfect score! Your finesse in Bond femme fatales leaves us breathless and tingling with goosebumps. Thanks for playing, everyone! For your enjoyment, here’s a real life Bond girl who knows how to have some fun.
Cindy McCain pulls a Jessica Seinfeld (FromScratch)
How Rick Rolls (AgentBedhead)
The Shat is indestructable! (CelebritySmack)
Renee Zellweger’s reality distortion field functioning well (CeleBitchy)
Paris apologizes to Kim Kardashian for being such an ass (GabbyBabble)
Lily Allen proves blondes don’t have more fun: or at least, they don’t enjoy it (ImNotObsessed)
The Hills are alive…with silicone (ImBringingBloggingBack)
Survivor Micronesia: Everybody loves Tom Jones (RealityTV)
Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz shotgun wedding: the photo proof (DailyStab)
Even vampires won’t touch the blood of Naomi Campbell (DListed)
LeAnn Rimes goes from bed to verse (GoFugYourself)
Menopauseland doesn’t look so bad, really (CircusHour)
Debunking the Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape (Defamer)
Brigitte Bardot hates Muslims (Gawker)
See? See what happens when you try to squeeze in a few household and gardening chores before that obligatory awards show appearance like Sarah Buxton did? The stupid limo will inevitably arrive while you’re in the middle of pulling out those dead biennials and really, who wants to pay for those hefty waiting charges. Happens all the damn time!
Hey look who just swung down from the rooftop in her sparkly glory! Better not get too close though, lest you find yourself hopelessly tangled in Paula’s web of intrigue, erratic behaviour and incoherent rambling.
Perhaps the single greatest concentration of awesomeness in the entire celebrity gossip blogosphere (TaylorMayde)
What IS Dick Cheney looking at? The possibilities revealed (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Karl Lagerfeld’s coke dealer photographed! (Towleroad)
For your next necrophiliac Goth stag party: the Marilyn Monroe postmortem sex tape (Websters)
Pete Doherty adapting well to the bottom bunk (AgentBedhead)
But his ego needs a separate bed (CelebWarship)
Kate Moss dressed for a white wedding (TheRadReport)
Amy Winehouse with child (DListed)
Mariah’s diet secrets have nothing to do with lipo, coke, or diet Redbull. Honest to blog (HollywoodBackwash)
James Blunt is easily hurt (ICYDK)
The Hoff is hawt! (SeriouslyOMG)
Grandma got run over by Timbaland (DerekHail)
Britney Spears to show Chris Crocker how it’s done (TastefulCelebs)
The $90 million per year Chickenhawk strikes again! (CircusHour)
Did a jealous Woz put the hit on Adnan Ghalib? (CeleBitchy)
Jessica Alba visited by the Titty Fairy (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Britney gives ME whiplash, too (CelebritySmack)
JLo lost preggo weight, yo. You may now recommence hating her (JustJared)
Save the cheerleader (from the paparazzi) (GabbyBabble)
Hillary Clinton can’t even get a boilermaker right (DailyStab)
Renee Zellweger and the Curse of Bridget Jones (DailyMail)
I Know My Kid’s a Star lets everyone know your mom is a trainwreck (IBBB)
Recession makes Botox unaffordable? Twice the worry lines! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Silver Fox Smackdown: Miss Manners vs Anna Wintour (Gawker)
SATC spoilers. Uh, SPOILER ALERT! (Defamer)
