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If you thought last week’s Photovoltaic-powered Bra was downright bizarre, then you might want to recalibrate your weirdness-tolerance levels for this week’s advances in Japanese lingerie.  While I confess to retaining a large and diversified collection of plush childhood friends, I must say that they have never doubled as foundation garments. Isn’t it a bit wrong to exploit their padding powers in order to improve your dating odds?

Seriously, it’s enough to put a frown on your crotch.

Blog Wars: John Cusack on line one… (Defamer)

Buy Bill Cosby’s Eighties sweaters (eBay)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo vs Clive (TeenyManolo)

Prince is a Princess, and Creep will have none of him/her (TheRadReport)

Hanson breeds (CelebWarship)

Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth to be made into an opera (GenosWorld)

James Spader and Jon Cryer together again! (SeriouslyOMG)

SLIME! (raincoaster)

The Classics meme (Nylusmilk)

Audrey Landers breeds true! (DListed)

Remember Vanity Fair? They’ve got Angelina on the cover! (VF)

Charlie Sheen is a hot bachelor (ImNotObsessed)

Giselle is all, like, what I meant was no more plastic surgery (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Aerosmith songsmith Steven Tyler seeks rehab for his feet? (CelebritySmack)

Welcome to Margaritaville! (DailyStab)

Extravagant hats: in or out? (CandyKirby)

Sex and the Lamé   (GoFugYourself)

KISS rocks Condi’s world (AgentBedhead)

TAPS for the Internets (Lolebrity)

Token Madonna story (GabbyBabble)

Headlines of the Enquirer (Popbytes)

Jenny Holtzer’s got a Twitter feed! (Gawker)

This is a great little exercise to test those general knowledge skills.  All of these fine horned specimens are tough beasts but only one has managed to sustain a successful tv career. Which one is it, dear readers?

Something big must be brewing at this basketball game.  What is Sean “Diddy” Combs kicking up an almighty fuss about?
(a) The Dalai Lama is here! Let’s be nice to him lest Sharon Stone say something stupid again!
(b) Avert your eyes everyone, it’s another Sex and the City spoiler!
(c) Hey, Eva Longoria! Love your hair, hate your movies!
(d) Woohoo! Bill Cosby’s sweaters are up for auction! Let me at them!

Elmo’s in the closet (AgentBedhead)

The debauched escapades of the tweaking, giggling, starfarking homunculus Elmo (TeenyManolo)

Miley Cyrus’s furst kizz. an sekund. an therd… (Lolebrity)

Giselle Bundchen wants to be just like Mom (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

New Harry Potter book coming out (DailyStab)

Clay Aiken and partner Jaymes are expecting (CelebritySmack)

Casa Brangelina is ruled by children (ImNotObsessed)

Charlize Theron wants to be a Mom (IBBB)

Jennifer Hudson’s public service announcement (CandyKirby)

Celebtags: there are no wrong answers (Celebtags)

More about Bill Murray’s divorce than you ever wanted to know (Defamer)

Kirk Douglas and his wife dedicate their 400th donated playground, break it in (CeleBitchy)

Naomi Campbell vs Officer Friendly (US)

Victoria Beckham donates dresses to children’s charity (JustJared)

New Kids are back on the Block! (SeriouslyOMG)

Mazel Tov, Indy! (Mollygood)

Heidi Klum enjoys happy finish to Happy Meal (TheBlemish)

Where’s Mischa? (EvilBeet)

Supernanny volunteers to help Britney (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Presenting: Matt Damon as Ned Flanders (PopSugar)

Ben and Casey Affleck introduce their Baby to Britain (UKPopSugar)

Batman drinks milk. And the blood of his enemies (Webster’s)

Pete Wentz commissions Lego artwork (WWTDD)

The big news today, sweeping like wildfire round the office from the tea ladies’ corner through to front desk reception, past the dreary cubicles, all the way up to the executive boardroom with custom wood panelling and views to die for, is the return of George Clooney to singledom:

Hollywood star George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after dating for about a year, People magazine reported on its website, citing an unidentified source.

The 47-year-old actor and producer who was twice named “the sexiest man alive” by the celebrity magazine had first met Larson, 29, four years ago while she worked as a cocktail server, People said. They began dating in June 2007.

But did we not see the whole thing unravelling, so to speak, when he stopped buying her new clothes? These things are so often the dealbreakers in any romantic relationship.

So now we know that Anderson Cooper has a type – big-nosed, googly-eyed, falsetto-voiced, petite redheads who have a great way with children.  I bet there was a whole lot of tickling happening in the back of the limo on the way home that night.

Blind-or-maybe-just-nearsighted Item: Jason Lewis’s stinky ex (AgentBedhead)

Christina Ricci cat iz disapprovin (Lolebrity)

George Clooney is a free man! (CelebritySmack)

Woody Harrelson, recreational hunger striker (HolyMoly)

David Banda now officially belongs to Madonna (DListed)

Kim Cattrall is ready for a SATC rematch sequel! (ImNotObsessed)

Bale’s tale of batshiat batsuit costume claustrophobia (DailyStab)

Rachel Ray, terrorist (HollywoodBackwash)

Dad of the Year KFed loses one of the brood at Disneyland (HollyWire)

Mariah Carey pitches…I always thought she was more of a catcher? (CandyKirby)

Gary Dourdan admits guilt (POTP)

Celebrity tattoo horror show (Defamer)

Not just pretzels: President Bush’s history of substance abuse? (Gawker)

Ashlee (Simpson-)Wentz is sperminated (EvilBeet)

Jessica Biel is still prettier than you (Websters)

Amy Winehouse’s babysitter fired for crack, her lyrics being studied at Cambridge. You know. The usual (UKPopSugar)

Is Kate Hudson dating for revenge? (CeleBitchy)