Reader question: The shoe problem
By Spirit FingersQ: I am a very busy woman. In between singing, dancing, choreographing and preparing for my upcoming world tour, I don’t have a lot of time for shoe shopping (unlike Mariah Carey). Because of this, I never seem to have the right shoes to go with my outfits. What should I do?
A: Ideally you could abduct The Manolo and bind him to a life of luxurious servitude as your personal shoe stylist. But as a backup plan, you should also invest in a pantsuit of generous length so that nobody notices the incongruity of your footwear.
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:21 am
And if speed is truly of the essence, you should forget about buttons and wrap a strip of velcro around your waist.
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:13 am
It’s like if Annie Hall were a stripper.