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The age old dilemma

By Spirit Fingers

Hawking our wares

Charity benefits can be tricky things.  There’s always a quandary over what’s going to get those wealthy industrialists to notice you more.  Do you showcase your boobs by strapping them down in the same manner as the Lilliputians did to Gulliver? Or is it better to hike your skirt up around the armpits and go with the legs instead?  Choose wrongly and you could end up going home with one of those underperforming hedge fund managers instead *shudder*.









2 Responses to “The age old dilemma”




  1. Annalucia Says:

    All right, the Annalucia has a question which has nothing to do (for once) with the clothing or lack thereof. Why, at these functions, do the young ladies always pose in front of what appears to be the slab of drywall with dreary advertising slogans imprinted thereon? It has all the charm of the shelving aisle at Home Depot. Can they not at least rig up a blue velvet curtain, or something less offensive to the eye?




  2. raincoaster Says:

    Sponsors wouldn’t let them. They pay very well for those hideous walls.




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