Ayyyy!

This is a good question because it shows that you are thinking properly about your priorities.  I consulted with the “popular” group and the answer equivocally has to do with the way you dress.  Clearly you are not wearing enough tight vinyl or push-up bras or exposing enough flesh of the tanned and toned variety.  You also need to show people who much you want to be liked.  Is it practically begging if you turn yourself into a human billboard with neon signs declaring “Like Me” plastered all over your skimpy bits of scantiness? Of course, and boys love that sort of thing!

Oh, and it’s also not a bad idea to grab a couple of similarly attractive friends and form an impromptu girl band.  The name “Girlicious” is already taken but at last count “Chickatease” and “Femptation” were still available.

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