Cutting corners and huge chunks off dresses
By Spirit Fingers
Ladies, ladies, don’t believe all you hear about the worldwide shortage of fabric. It’s just a myth concocted by the evil fashion industry to justify producing half a dress at twice the cost. Now you know the truth, don’t be afraid to exercise your rights to a demure garment. And if you’re ever in need of some cloth, I’m sure Janet Jackson will be only too happy to lend you a yard or two.

May 14th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Isn’t that pink one on the right similar to one Posh wore during the latest Spice Girls tour?
May 14th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
What is wrong with Janet’s breasts? They don’t look like they belong together at all.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Carol: It is the same dress.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
How does Janet wash her hands when she goes to the ladies room?