Get us to the church on time
Did nobody tell these two that they are supposed to be promoting the launch of another money-spinning fragrance? I’m thinking they’ve gotten dressed up to gatecrash a rival clan’s wedding instead – daughter all set to upstage the bride in white and a soap opera villainess hat while her sloshed mother reveals to the shocked congregation some dark family secrets and way more than they ever wanted to know about her underwear.
Yet another example of the apple falling close to the tree.
They both really need to just go away.
I like the looks of Paris’ mom. What size shoes does she wear?