Tuesday
By raincoasterShia LaBeouf and Karen Allen: cannes i hav dis danse? (Lolebrity)
Anyone can become President: even Tom Cruise! (AgentBedhead)
Angelina Jolie mistakes own vagina for clown car (DailyStab)
Putting the “ass” in “class:” Sharon Osbourne to teach Charm School (CelebritySmack)
Class and self-confidence by Ann Landers (Famous People)
Nice day for a white wedding, Jessica Alba (People)
Cameron sez sex is the best! (ImNotObsessed)
Headline of the Day! (CandyKirby)
Live a stress-free life with Heather Mills! (CeleBitchy)
Jessica Alba’s shotgun wedding (PerezHilton)
Who Dat? (Mollygood)
Eric Dane is the new Jude Law (JustJared)
The Pivert Babemobile (Defamer)
Emily Gould, a person of whom you’ve never heard, overshares (Gawker)