Wednesday Links
By raincoasterPhoebie Price: Cannesed Chikkin Cutletz (Lolebrity)
Claymates are a different breed (Mollygood)
Nicole Kidman is barefoot and pregnant and nude and on the cover (JustJared)
Martha Stewart’s double entendre (Websters)
Diddy’s duds do a dong good(YBF)
Prop-powered penis protest (HolyMoly)
Lily Allen’s zipper problem (SeriouslyOMG)
The Butterscotch Stallion rides again! (POTP)
Jennifer Aniston, defying all odds, turns into girl you’d take home to mom (ICYDK)
Scientology is a cult, and saying so can get you arrested (AgentBedhead)
Madonna apparently stealing Liza Minnelli’s old clothes (ImNotObsessed)
Top 50 Man Candy! (OK!)
Emos Unite! My Chemical Romance protest! (DailyStab)
The crazy cat lady recommends… (IBBB)
Pete Doherty makes the cover: of Celebrity Drugs and Alcohol Weekly! (CandyKirby)
Founder of NKOTB and Backstreet Boys gets 25 years (GabbyBabble)
Steven Tyler is back in rehab (CelebritySmack)
25 funniest people in the US (EW)
25 least funny people in the US (Defamer)
Jodie Foster opens a new can of…no, I can’t finish that joke. I have STANDARDS! (DListed)