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She’s 18 Right?

By Plumcake

Because it would be really wrong for me to make fun of True Whitaker, the comparatively-normal-named child (siblings include Sonnet and Ocean) of Forest Whitaker if she’s just a kid.

So instead of making all sorts of comments like how it looks like Candy Spelling bought an entire wilderness preserve stocked with 80’s film extras, hired Dolce and Gabbana to hunt them down, make outfits out of their tanned hides and pose them in life-like positions in her much lauded gift-wrapping room, I will just point your attention to the fact that it looks that the cow and the chicken on the Farm Sanctuary logo are totally about to make out. Hott.

I know this much is True.









10 Responses to “She’s 18 Right?”




  1. Jennie Says:

    Adults can do such a disservice to their children either through lack of guidance or extreme cruelty. If they are not careful, the kid could grow up to dress like this…

    http://movies.yahoo.com/summer-movies/Kung-Fu-Panda/1809826133/photos/350/8835/#info




  2. Pencils Says:

    She’s just a kid–she undoubtedly thinks she looks great. Kudos to her parents for letting her be herself. Give her a few years, she’ll figure out what to wear, and she looks like she’s going to very pretty as an adult. If she inherits some of her dad’s talent, she’s going to be someone to reckon with!




  3. galadrium Says:

    Please explain how “I’m not going to make fun of…” followed by a derogatory put down is not, er, well, making fun of. Are we that lacking of material that we need to put down ccelebrity offspring? And we wonder why our girls lack self-confidence and spend so much time worrying about their appearance.




  4. Jennie Says:

    @galadrium…Please go to the top of this page and look at the title of this blog…And there was no put down of the child, it was a realistic appraisal of this truly heinous costume.




  5. raincoaster Says:

    I kind of think if you’re posing on a red carpet you’re fair game.




  6. Glinda Says:

    @Jennie- True Whitaker is not famous, her father is.

    She is just a kid. Kids should be given as much leeway as possible, because if you can’t explore fashion or have fun with fashion when you are a kid, when exactly can you?

    I am of the belief that no young person needs to be able to look themselves up on the internets and find that they have been made fun of. Adults can handle it, kids are on an entirely different level.




  7. Jennie Says:

    @Glinda, I didn’t put this up on the blog….




  8. Glinda Says:

    @Jennie- Only my first sentence was directed towards you, in direct response to your previous comment. The rest was just my general opinion.




  9. Jennie Says:

    Oh! Thanks for the clarification. I guess Plumcake & Raincoaster got the message, too. I just felt picked on.




  10. Barney Says:

    Oh look. Her parents let her dress herself.
    Oy.




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