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Thoughts of a celebrity spawn

By Spirit Fingers

Let’s leave the kid with them and run away

Maybe if I stand still long enough, they’ll think I’m a random wax figure and leave me here. 
Mama’s too busy with her world tour and Papa’s become fixated with dressing up like his wax twin anyway.
Nobody will notice.
Nobody ever notices.
If they did, I wouldn’t have so many split ends to deal with, would I now?









2 Responses to “Thoughts of a celebrity spawn”




  1. La Petite Acadienne Says:

    Not that I think all little boys need to have short-short hair. But Celine…that’s a bit excessive, don’t you think? Poor little fellow must be getting SO sick of being mistaken for a girl.




  2. Leah Says:

    That’s a BOY?? omg…. looks like something from Middle Earth… poor thing.




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