Memorial Day Hangover Links
By raincoasterParis Hilton has a sad (Lolebrity)
The new cute couple: Johnny Rotten and Britney Spears! (AgentBedhead)
Mars Explorer’s next assignment: Amy Winehouse’s complexion (CelebritySmack)
Colin Farrell suffers acid(wash) overdose (DailyStab)
iPhones? Hamburger phones? Forget it. Pete Wentz has the new hot phone (INFDaily)
Mariah Carey and husband speak eloquently about their love (CandyKirby)
Eva Longoria goes back to her fast-food roots (DListed)
Rachel Bilson should pay some attention to her roots (JustJared)
Shiloh trivia quiz (PopSugar)
Leopard spandex is a privilege, not a right! (CityRag)
Britney is back in the saddle! Or is she the bottom? I forget (ImNotObsessed)
Katie Holmes ditches the old man, flees flies to New York alone (CeleBitchy)
Lindsay Lohan gives Perez the smackdown (EvilBeet)
Who stole Lilo’s boobs? (TheBlemish)
Rooster McConaughey is the Billy Carter to Matthew’s Jimmy (Websters)
Pete Wentz’s stunning new makeover (SeriouslyOMG)
Is Lilo’s lesbo wedding set for Dollywood? (CelebNewsWire)
Is Scarlett Johansson a clone? (Defamer)
SATC premiere madness. You saw the hat: it only gets worse from there (Gawker)