Victoria Beckham on what kind of person it takes to embrace her self-designed jeans:
‘People with real style are wearing dVb because they truly like the style, fit and quality and that is a great compliment.
And it’s not just humans too - spindly legged insects have also been frequently heard to rave about the wonderful fit of her denim collection.
The News of The World –the finest publication in the history of the universe– has an exclusive interview with Towers of London drummer Snell (which is not his real name, making him a –groan– mock Snell) who reveals all the dirt on the pseudo-psqueaky 19 year-old including how she disregarded the sanctity of “firsties.”
Honestly, what do they teach these kids in schools these days? That’s just lack of breeding. I suspect Sir Bob must have secretly raised her in a barn. Also, don’t take drugs from people with pixelated faces. Safety first.
For this week’s Puzzle Corner, we push you headlong down memory lane, back to the heady excitement of prom season. Feeling primped, preened and polished to perfection? Good, for your task is to rummage through the teased hair and frilly dresses below and identify the movies featuring school proms/dances.
Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime, I will be pouting by the punch bowl and then draining its contents with a giant straw.
Sure, it’s tempting to follow Sarah Jessica Parker’s horticultural ways but you better stop and think about what you’re getting yourself into. Can you handle the undergrowth? If your pruning skills aren’t up to scratch, it could take days to hack yourself out of there.
No doubt about it, plaid is set to rule the arid steppes of Boratland once again! Only question is: how much (or little) crotch space works for you?
Picasso’s got a lot of dough (Lolebrity)
The problem with Pete Doherty’s crotch (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Lopez does not care about your dying mom (Gawker)
The Fresh Prince of Calabasas goes back to high school (Defamer)
John McCain’s melanoma (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
The real-life blade runner wins Olympic appeal (Disembedded)
Nikki Cox’s incredible inflating face (Websters)
Gwyneth Paltrow is tall, gorgeous, and leaking (Jezebel)
Full-frontal fellas (DListed)
Party animals Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse party with animals (SeriouslyOMG)
Brangelina’s kids are pregnant! (CandyKirby)
Denzel Washington gets the House of Wax treatment (ImNotObsessed)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo vs Denzel (TeenyManolo)
Mischa Barton’s specialty underpants (DailyStab)
The Gary Busey trading card! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)
Kiefer Sutherland…what was I saying? *swoon* (CityRag)
Paris Hilton in rickrack attack! (CelebritySmack)
NKOTB -> OKOTTV (Mollygood)
raincoaster haz a famus (FamousPeople)
Lance Armstrong picks up Owen Wilson’s sloppy seconds (PerezHilton)
Dude, haven’t you spilt the beans enough about Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy? I really don’t think the whole world needs to know the details of how she’s going to lose her post-baby weight, not just yet anyway.
Did nobody tell these two that they are supposed to be promoting the launch of another money-spinning fragrance? I’m thinking they’ve gotten dressed up to gatecrash a rival clan’s wedding instead - daughter all set to upstage the bride in white and a soap opera villainess hat while her sloshed mother reveals to the shocked congregation some dark family secrets and way more than they ever wanted to know about her underwear.
Hey sci-fi fans, are you looking forward to the return of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles? Its lead actress Lena Headey sure is - can’t you tell from her wistful expression how much she’s pining to get back into an unobtrusive tank top and pair of jeans?
No news today (BBC via BoingBoing)
No real news about Vince Vaughn anyway (DListed)
Top Ten College Commencement Speeches (Gawker)
Jack Black’s Panda Attack! (AgentBedhead)
Shania is single, has no comment (CeleBitchy)
Californians achieve marriage equality (Mollygood)
Britney’s pink wig’s sex tape (Defamer)
Beyonce is Desperate (ImNotObsessed)
Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty close down the Hell Prom (Lolebrity)
Hard celebrity dicks (Gawker)
Ellen ruins Portia’s surprise (TMZ)
Jessica Alba cannot outstare your disapproving aunt Thelma (YouTube)
Renee Zellweger thinks you can be fooled by myriad accessories (ImNotObsessed)
Posh is a jean Djinnii (PopSugar)
Sugar Tits and Sugar Titter en route to South America: this should end well (DailyStab)
OWEN WILSON COMES TO HIS SENSES (CelebritySmack)
Kiefer kandidz (GabbyBabble)
Vince Vaughn will make his own damn threesomes! (CandyKirby)
Iron Femme (Websters)
Well, wouldn’t you be bursting into a fit of giggles too if there was a constant tickling sensation around your neck and shoulders? And if someone turned up to the premiere of a movie called “Blindness” dressed like this?
He packed on the muscle for Alexander and Miami Vice, but now he’s dropped a couple of hat sizes for his latest movie role. Does this make Colin Farrell the male Renee Zellweger?
