Posh and Becks Would Be So Ashamed
By PlumcakeAccording to the New York Post, what we are seeing here is Tony Parker and his blushing bride Eva Longoria leaving an afternoon of shopping at Armani Exchange.
Armani Exchange? Armani Exchange? Tony, Tony, Tony. I’m not the world’s biggest sports enthusiast, truth be told I lost all interest in spectator sports when the Olympic mens swimmers traded their beloved Speedos for those full coverage Amish swimsuits.
God, that was a rough month.
ANYWAY. You play for the San Antonio Spurs. I know that because I looked it up. I ALSO know that the San Antonio Spurs is not what is called a “farm team.” So why on earth are you shopping at Armani Exchange? Are you secretly a drunk teenager? Has that Longoria woman wasted away all your hard-earned cash on self tanner and unflatteringly pale lip color? Wither the Giorgio Armani? Wither the Armani Privé?
Jeeze, at least Kobe bought couture.
June 10th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Only the shallow and insecure feel they need to shop at certain stores to be important. Where you shop doesn’t make you classy, how you behave does, and I would rather have Parker on our team any day rahter than Kobe the rapist or Becks the nanny humper!