Ayyyy! Pop quiz
By Spirit Fingers
How awesome to have a major Hollywood star like Harrison Ford join your table to espouse on the importance of saving the endangered tigers. What interesting factoid could he be imparting his young, wide-eyed lunch companions here?
(a) Unfortunately many of these tigers aren’t as good as performing their own stunts as I am, which is why their numbers are dwindling.
(b) Look at the way he bounces. Tigger’s got some hard-core amphetamines in his system today.
(c) No my dear, that’s not a tiger, that’s a cougar. You can tell from how tight her animal print pants are.
(d) We didn’t have these cute little tiger ears to wear in my day. I had to strap the family tabby to my head and hope its claws didn’t draw too much blood, and if it did, figure out a way to stop the blood from running into my eyes.