“Link” is a metaphor!
By raincoasterSandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds act out the Canada/US relationship (lolebrity)
The Hogans are the Oedipus and Elektra of the B-List (CelebuWreck)
Tom Cruise’s lawyer invokes Godwin’s Law on Dr. Drew (SeriouslyOMG)
Amy Winehouse is dealing crack (CelebrityDirt)
“Tila Tequila is a political power broker” isn’t a metaphor, it’s a stretch (AgentBedhead)
Beyonce is a work of art (CelebritySmack)
Jimmy Buffet is a natural (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Ashlee Simpson is showing (HollywoodBackwash)
Angelina Jolie is a pig! (DailyStab)
Ned Flanders at the beach! (DListed)
Marcia, crossed (ImNotObsessed)
Milk of human kindness curdles after a certain age (CandyKirby)
I know who killed my career (CeleBitchy)
Amy Winehouse is a size queen (NowMagazine)
Brad’s boxes in box-office boxing match (ASL)
Dita von Teese hosts Ebony and Ivory party (UKPopSugar)