Reader question: Sexy long fringes
By Spirit FingersQ: I haven’t changed my style in years . I’m thinking of getting one of those sexy long fringes that you see on models in the magazines. Will this change my life for the better? Please let me know - I’m just so tired of looking at the same old thing in the mirror every morning and I’m about ready to snap like Naomi Campbell at Heathrow Airport’s lost luggage counter.
A: Yes, if done properly (by a highly skilled stylist who wields their scissors like a thing of incredible magic) a long fringe can result in immeasurable improvement for those with a glaring fivehead, a chin that is the byproduct of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s coupling or a jaw that could cut glass. Just make sure you don’t go too long, otherwise you could end up tripping all over the place.
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June 20th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
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