As much as Dita von Teese always looks so fabulously well put together, occasionally it borders on being overly prepared. What’s that she’s got stuffed down the front of her dress, do you reckon? A spare belt in case dessert sends her waistline over the edge and rips the existing belt asunder? A compact folding umbrella in case of a sudden downpour of rain? Or one of those rolls for storing gigantic makeup brushes should there be a need to repaint her face during the night?
Suri has a muneez (Lolebrity)
Richard Simmons is a man’s man (Websters)
Guyliner goes mainstream (AgentBedhead)
Eyeliner works wonders (DailyStab)
Lance Armstrong comes out…of relationship (CelebritySmack)
Janice Dickinson, hot tranny mess (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Tranny or Trash: YOU decide! (CandyKirby)
New Trannie Barbies: Xtina and Eva (ImNotObsessed)
Ashley Tisdale trawls for tuna (JustJared)
NIN, straight up (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Morrissey invades Israel (Gawker)
____er ____ed for ****ing in ___ (Radar)
Flannel-shirted Miley Cyrus will NOT kiss a girl! (CeleBitchy)
Tom Cruise no longer a mama’s boy? (InTouch)
Amy Winehouse is a vampire (DListed)
Another cigarette-holding celebrity but as with the previous post there’s something not quite right here. Smoking cigarettes can kill you, but it shouldn’t turn you into a ghoulish caricature of your former self (well not so soon anyway). Do you think all cigarette packs need to start carrying a cautionary message such as “Warning: This Product May Make You Undead”?
Some celebrities who were poster children for teen substance abuse managed to change for the better when they grew up.
Good thing Britney has finally got all those messy custody issues sorted out, so she can go back to spending some quality time with the little ones. What important piece of parental wisdom is she imparting to her eldest son here?
(a) Now that your motor skills have developed considerably, get used to holding them for me
(b) These are just one of the many wonderful things that you can get hopelessly addicted to!
(c) Now isn’t this more fun than pouring shots for your deadbeat dad?
(d) And when you’ve figured out how to light them without burning the house down, I’ll teach you how to roll your own cigars
Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Nicole Kidman
2. Tilda Swinton
3. Julianne Moore
4. Susan Sarandon
5. Marcia Cross
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Alyson Hannigan
8. Kathy Griffin
9. Reba McEntire
10. Bryce Dallas Howard
Congratulations to Alison for a near perfect score (with kudos to Lauren for working out the elusive no. 10)! We roundly applaud your seemingly effortless gift for recognising famous flame-haired females. As your reward you may don your brightest red hairpiece, maybe throw on some leather too and work it like Tori Amos at a comic convention.
Great balls of fire! Jerry Lewis is a gun-runner! (CelebritySmack)
Volcano Lilo (IBBB)
Twitter rocks the gossip blogging world (ImNotObsessed)
Fergie launches shoe line, cripples a nation (Websters)
You say “potatoe,” I say “Welcome to Dancing With the Stars” (SeriouslyOMG)
The LA Earthquake news roundup (Defamer)