Ayyyy! Puzzle corner
By Spirit FingersBrace yourselves, for this week’s puzzle corner ain’t a pretty sight. It is with great perverse pleasure that we bring you a visual buffet of Wonky Celebrity Boobjobs. You know these female celebs by their faces, but how well can you recognise them by their mangled melons?
Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be down at the bowling alley, crashing those pins with a pair of rock hard implants.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Just guessin’ ….
1. Tara Reid
3. Posh
8. Courtney Love
9. Lil Kim
July 7th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
#2 is Vivica Fox for sure. It’s hard to forget that scary, dented-looking breast.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Oh yuck, just…yuck.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
1. Tara Reid
2. Vivica Fox
3. Victoria Beckham
4. Janet jackson
5. Tori Spelling
6. Whitney Houston
7. Beyonce Knowles
8. Courtney Love
9. Lil’ Kim
10. WTF????
Who knew I’d waste an afternoon looking at women’s boobs? This must be what it feels like to be a man.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
1. Tara Reid
2. Vivica A Fox
3. Posh
4. Whitney Houston
5. Kate Beckinsale?
6. Janet Jackson
7. Ivanka Trump
8. Courtney Love
9. Lil Kim
10. Paula Abdul
July 7th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
1. Tara Reid
2. Vivica Fox
3. Victoria Beckham
4. Janet jackson
5. Tori Spelling
6. Whitney Houston
7. Beyonce Knowles
8. Courtney Love
9. Lil’ Kim
10. Paula Abdul
July 7th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
1. Tara Reid
2. Vivica Fox
3. Victoria Beckham
4. Janet Jackson
5. Tori Spelling
6. Whitney Houston
7. Beyonce Knowles
8. Courtney Love
9. Lil’ Kim
10. Janice Dickinson
July 7th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
That is just so wrong. Small breasts are so elegant and chic. Why would anybody risk having misshapen atrocities like those in the photos?
July 7th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Not sure but my guess is that this list includes:
The Victoria Beckham, the Tori Spelling, the Tara Reid and the Courtney Love…the rest I have no clue but I’m feeling the pain for #10.
Please do reveal all.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:42 am
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
All of the prosthetics on the half-shell!
A cacophony of capsular contractures!
Ayyyy!
July 8th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Hollywood money down the drain.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
BritneySpears
Vivica Fox
Posh
Janet Jackson
Tori Spelling
Whitney Houston
Courtney Love
Lil Kim
Paula Abdul
July 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Miss Janey can’t look at them for long enough to hazard any guesses. And she does mean HAZARD.
Hard liquor, please.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I don’t know, but those poor, poor melons.
July 8th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
But who keeps saying that No.7 is Beyonce? The question is not who has BLEACHED her boobs, its who’s destroyed them. Here are my guesses:
Tara Reid
Auntie Viv (ica Fox)
Posh
Whitney
?
Scary Spice
Ivanka
Courtney Love
Lil Kim
i dunno, but Jebus Rhist! SUE that 90216 hack who did that to your breasists, lady!
July 8th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
#10 is, unfortunately, Paula Abdul.
I for one would like to thank Spirit Fingers for sparing us the infamous shot of Kate Beckinsale’s new boobs with the stretch marks still fresh.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Pretty sure 10 is Terri Hatcher. My perplexity at how that divot is even possible is lonstanding. . .
July 11th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
10. Paula Abdul
1. Tara Reid
3. Rhianna
All I know.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
10 is debra messing