Humpday Linkeroonie
By raincoasterPete Wentz wants YOU! To fetch him a taco! (Lolebrity)
Evander Holyfield pays child support after legal battle (BlackCelebrityKids)
Carla Bruni’s chansons d’amour leave 7/G8 cold (AgentBedhead)
JonBenet’s family cleared (CeleBitchy)
Ma Brady speaks out! (CelebritySmack)
Lisa Bonet doesn’t let being born 40 years too late stop her from rocking the hippie look (CelebrityBabyScoop)
David Lee Roth is nuts (TorontoSun)
Jamie-Lynn Spears is OK! (DailyStab)
Miley Cyrus is being all Miley Cyrus (DanasDirt)
Tom Cruise in: The Village People! (Defamer)
The Gawker Glossary (Gawker)
Matthew McConaughey rents the kid out for a snotload of cashola (DListed)
Christian Bale…you may commence drooling prior to clicking on the link (Websters)
Michael Jackson’s got some new wheels! (SeriouslyOMG)
Mary-Kate Trollsen is back to rehab (ASL)
Sarah Jessica Parker: The Bitter Bitten! (PopSugar)
John Mayer loves Isaac (Mollygood)