Adriana Lima, becoming old ball and chain
By Spirit Fingers
Studies have shown that the average man would gladly give their right arm to have Adriana Lima slobber lovingly all over their remaining arm. Yet here we have her new fiance looking like he picked the door with the dud prize. What’s going on here? Does she have mortifying hygiene issues? Does she hog the remote control AND the covers? Is she secretly a troll? Tell us man, tell us what is so lacking about this relationship. We don’t want other men making the same mistake with these defective Victoria’s Secret models!
July 21st, 2008 at 1:13 pm
To paraphrase Chris Rock, no matter how beautiful and desirable the woman, somewhere there’s a guy who’s sick of her sh!t.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
Maybe someone called him “Mr. Lima”.
July 25th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
He said that she is sweet but he isnt that into her. You can tell by EVERY pic he is seen in with her he always looks miserable.
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I can’t believe how unhappy he looks…does he not see who’s standing next to him?!? In the first picture it looks like he just walked into a porta-potty. This is ridiculous.lol