Ayyyy! Pop quiz
By Spirit Fingers
Good thing Britney has finally got all those messy custody issues sorted out, so she can go back to spending some quality time with the little ones. What important piece of parental wisdom is she imparting to her eldest son here?
(a) Now that your motor skills have developed considerably, get used to holding them for me
(b) These are just one of the many wonderful things that you can get hopelessly addicted to!
(c) Now isn’t this more fun than pouring shots for your deadbeat dad?
(d) And when you’ve figured out how to light them without burning the house down, I’ll teach you how to roll your own cigars
July 31st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Spirit Fingers, please forgive me but HELL and DAMNATION girl!! Britney and her spawn would never be able to roll a cigar! A dooby maybe but correctly rolling and wrapping a smokable cigar is an art form that no redneck trash could learn or duplicate! Maduro or Cameroon wrapper? Whole leaf or scrap filling? She wouldn’t know a Cohiba from a La Fleur Dominica from a Al Copone Sweet! Shudderrrrr! Just as a Budweiser does not compare to a Dom Perignon, redneck does not equate cigar. Rant over. I do still lurve you my dear!
August 1st, 2008 at 2:31 am
Cigarillo, then. Ports, perhaps?