July, 2008 | Ayyyy!

Look, I’m pretty sure it has to do with his great personality and not the fact that he owns all those luxury yachts in the background. Which of the following gives you the most hope for the longevity of their marriage?
(a) He doesn’t make her carry his shoes
(b) She’s encouraging him to keep fit rather than hasten another heart attack
(c) As a designer, she can save money by creating all her own clothes and accessories
(d) They both wrote “like holding hands and long walks on the beach” in their online dating profiles

Meg Ryan, revered in Italy

July 25, 2008 in Meg Ryan with 3 Comments

Can I take your order

I’m not sure which bothers me more – that Meg Ryan is still receiving acting accolades or that she chose to receive the honour dressed up like a harried waitress in between shifts. It is also troubling that she is no longer bothered with concealing her undershirt from the world.

David Duchovny, looking way rough

July 25, 2008 in Comebacks,Crazy Couples with 2 Comments

One of us exfoliates

Six years on from their final TV appearance and Gillian Anderson is still holding up fabulously, unlike her co-star who appears to have been continuously marinated in the smell of cheap gin and stale cigarettes.

Link Shack!

July 25, 2008 in Amy Winehouse,Angelina Jolie,Billionaires,Brad Pitt,Brangelina,Britney Spears,Christian Bale,Lindsay Lohan,Madonna,Rockers and Popstars,Sienna Miller with 3 Comments

Steve Jobs: caption different! (Lolebrity)

Megan Fox, the Sarah Bernhardt of our time? (AgentBedhead)

Having sex with Brad Pitt not good enough for Angelina Jolie (CelebWarship)

OMG photos of the Chosen Cereal and the Chosen Couch! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Are we entirely sure Christian Bale and Britney Spears are not related? (CeleBitchy)

Britney Spears is a shape-shifter (CityRag)

Bindi’s birthday bittersweet (DerekHail)

The most perfect sperm donor in the world speaks out (CelebritySmack)

Angie told: Eat a sammich, biotch! (DailyStab)

Amy Winehouse has a new gig, puts on some weight (DListed)

Heather Mills is not God (JustJared)

Alanis Morissette commits a cardinal sin (ImNotObsessed)

Is NOTHING blasphemous anymore? (Mollygood)

Sienna Miller needs advice from Jude Law, Jeremy Piven (CandyKirby)

X-rated? Or D-listed? (GoFugYourself)

RonLo/SamSay: they’re in, they’re out, they’re on, they’re off (Radar)

The Jonas Brothers: Good boys gone bad? (Websters)

Siegfried & Roy, proud parents

July 24, 2008 in Crazy Couples,Cute critters with 1 Comment

If only Brad and Angelina had charged some eager schoolchildren with the task of naming of their new brood members, like Siegfried and Roy did:

The two newest additions to the Siegfried & Roy Secret Garden have been named, thanks to some Moore and Charlotte Hill elementary students.

Star and Celestial were born in April and will now be featured at the Mirage exhibit.

More than 60 students from the two schools entered the contest. The winning names came from a first-grade class from Moore Elementary and a third-grade class from Charlotte Hill Elementary.

“I looked at the little one and said, ‘This one is radiant and it’s shining bright, like a star in the sky,'” Siegfried Fischbacher said, “and they named him that way.”

Now I’m no expert wrangler of jungle cats but Star (the stripey one) seems to be giving off deranged rather than radiant vibes. Do you think it’s obvious which one of the two has deep-seated anger management issues?

Got milk?