Solange Knowles, could use some medical attention
By Spirit Fingers
Those poor Knowles girls just can’t seem to catch a break. While sister Beyonce flounders in the jaundiced purgatory of a L’oreal ad, Solange has caught the full brunt of some gust-driven foliage on her forehead that continues to hold on either through sheer willpower or an immense wad of chewing gum. Why are people just standing around? Why aren’t they calling a doctor? Don’t they realise that these things need to be surgically removed?