Comments on: Happy Endings

By: La BellaDonna

La BellaDonna — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:00:50 +0000

Like La Petite, I gave this … outfit … the critical once-over and noted the various flaws in engineering.

My second thought was actually how disproportionate this girl looks in the picture. No, not those! There are plenty of girls with plenty of bosom. But she has such narrow shoulders, a short neck, and a thick waist.

Fortunately for her, most people won’t notice.

By: Pencils

Pencils — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:02:03 +0000

I think she meant to look like that. Maybe she’s a stripper, and this is covered up for her. Explains the arm hose, anyway! The sad thing is that I thought it was a prom photo at first! Big necklace, no veil…but I think this is after the wedding.

By: Jennie

Jennie — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:17:28 +0000

Forget sneezing… What happens when she does the obligatory Chicken Dance?

By: Dee

Dee — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:51:33 +0000

… and very distracted the groom said: “Aunt Maggie, this is my cow…. AHAM! This is my BRIDE!”

By: red

red — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:19:02 +0000

Dear god. Let’s hope she doesn’t sneeze!

By: gemdiva

gemdiva — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:14:09 +0000

La Petite, judging from the size of those puppies and the amount of fabric in evidence, I don’t think she ever intended to corral them. You are indeed a very good person to give her the benefit of the doubt. Me, I’m pure evil and can only assume that this is the opening scene of a porn movie where the bride ends up “doing” all the groomsmen and maybe a couple of the bridesmaids. OK, now I have to go wash my mind out with soap. Ewww!

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:10:59 +0000

Well, you’d have to be pretty wasted to wear a dress like that anyway.

By: Ken Davis

Ken Davis — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:07:03 +0000

Looks like they’ve been there for a while, both have drinks in their hands.

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:22:45 +0000

I stole this from DListed: all my stolen images are linked to their source. Where DListed got it from is anyone’s guess; I can only assume they were invited to the wedding, along with everyone else in the trailer park.

By: danilo

danilo — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:15:46 +0000

Just be happy for the couple, as this wedding almost didn’t happen.

The vote was evenly split between ‘Yes, I will.’ and ‘No, I can’t marry you.’ Finally her right breast cast the deciding vote, just to spite the left one.