Old Money, New Manners
By raincoaster
Paris Hilton, old-money heiress and responsible investor, constantly keeps tabs on how her key assets are doing. Tori Spelling, on the other hand, doesn’t realize hers are cratering.
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August 17th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Time to bring the Frankenboobs in for an overhaul, dear.
August 18th, 2008 at 9:06 am
ewww
August 18th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I need to know how that happens so I can ensure that it never, ever happens to me…
August 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
OMG! that is the scariest chest I have seen since my last sick day and I caught an episode of All My Children, Erica Kane ‘nuf said!
August 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I am horrified by the size of PH’s HANDS (once again) and that pic of TS has got to be photoshopped, right?
Imagine if you showed up at an emergency room with a hold like that IN YOUR CHEST, you’d be put at the front of the line, right?
“YOU’VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC, THERE’S A BIG HOLE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEST!!!!!” A little fake blood and you’d get admitted right away. But if they ever need to do CPR on her the EMT’s arms would sink right into her chest…OK now I just grossed myself out.
August 18th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
No Photoshop. If you want to see another example, look at Paula Abdul:
http://ayyyy.com/2008/07/09/all-is-revealed-26/
August 18th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Isn’t it probable that these women could afford better plastic surgeons? If I decide to enhance my bod, I’m going to the best. Most of them looked like they hired the cheapest doctor in the yellow pages. Oh! I found out they do make tear shaped implants which are much more natural looking.