Ayyyy! Pop quiz
By Spirit Fingers
Oh these glamourous Hollywood types and their newfangled hand signals! The above gesture can be translated into the universal sign for:
(a) We loved The Matrix movies, especially the bits about thought control
(b) Heterosexuals do it 4 times better!
(c) Bound by the vows of marriage and the same pair of jeans
(d) My wife’s arm can rotate even better than a Barbie doll’s

August 26th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
I read somewhere that Katie knows sign language. I think that one means “shut up, Tom.”
August 26th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Hummmmm! Everyone talks about the Katie puppet…BUT! what if it has all been a ploy and SHE pulls the strings????? She’s taller. She is prettier. She has a death grip on Tom’s crazy hand… Think about it!
August 27th, 2008 at 8:21 am
ALL Katie’s hand signals mean “shut up, Tom”. If those were really his jeans in that photo, they’d barely reach her knees, let alone allow her to turn great handfuls of denim lengths into natty cuffs.