Rachael Ray Grates
By PlumcakeListen, I have no actual reason to hate Rachael Ray.
In fact, I didn’t even know who she was until maybe two years ago and I was all “who is this woman and why is she on my box of crackers?” So I have no real reason to want to do what I want to do with that microplane zester.
But I do.
I really, really do.

August 29th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
She drives me batty. She’s completely overexposed and perky to the point of being annoying. I used to like her, but I’m over it now.
I want to do that with the microplane too.
August 30th, 2008 at 12:52 am
She drives me more than batty…I would love to have five minutes, that microplaner, and a dark alley.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Ditto.
BTW, start steeling yourself for comments from the Rachael-lovers. They come out of the woodwork. And they’re craaaazy.
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:33 am
Well, people with no necks deserve role models as much as anyone else.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Rachel Ray: The Prednisone Years.