Is this the dodgiest bit of skirt craftsmanship you’ve ever seen or what? I’ve seen typhoon-damaged umbrellas that looked less wonky than this! Time to implement some quality control Eva, that dent is almost as bad as the one in Tori Spelling’s cleavage! 

What do you think, is this too much?  Personally I would have kept the tattoo covered because some things are just better left to the imagination, d’you know what I mean?

Hey George I know you’re a ladykiller extraordinaire, but you might want to reconsider making a grab for that particular piece of ass.  Did you see the way she cut through all those Narnians like a knife through butter?

Of late, it appears that Solange Knowles has been sporting too much beastly hair for a young lady of her bearing.  No wonder they can’t seem to find the real Bigfoot – perhaps the authorities should get a warrant to investigate the contents of her fridge?

Before you have a conniption about Tara Reid looking and dressing like a very responsible party girl, you might want to check the back of the house.  I hear that’s where things can get a bit unsavoury but of course it’s nothing compared to the fallout when Tara decides that she’s been wearing her top the wrong way round.

Here we are forced to consider which would be more noticeable to a fashion watcher’s discerning eye: the lack of a well-constructed hem or the lack of pants all together. What would be more acceptable to you, dear readers?

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell (together 25 years)
2. Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward (married 50 years)
3. Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas (married 12 years)
4. Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith (married 11 years)
5. Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins (together 20 years)
6. John Travolta & Kelly Preston (together 17 years)
7. Tim McGraw & Faith Hill (together 12 years)
8. Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick (married 20 years)
9. Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson (married 20 years)
10. Felicity Huffman & William H. Macy (married 11 years)

Congratulations to jalilifer for a nicely done 7 out of 10, edging ahead from the rest of the pack.  We join hands and sway in unison to your profound knowledge of celebrity couplings.  May this talent serve you well in dealing with relationships and in dinner party conversations.  And to round up the show, here are some other couples who are also noteworthy for their many years of married bliss.

Shia LaBruised recovers from cougar attack (Defamer)

Golden Girl, you are not so Golden (BusyBee)

The first rule of Aloe Vera Club is… (AgentBedhead)

The Hoff is an EMPEROR! (CeleBitchy)

Kelly Osbourne has a black eye (CelebritySmack)

Your Daily Kiefer (DailyStab)(Sigh)

Tequila: Lost, but not forgotten (Defamer)

How can we be lovers if we can’t be Nicolette Sheridan Friends (DListed)

Britney spends time with her tots (GabbyBabble)

Top 10 Beauties (CandyKirby)

Ben Affleck is outward bound (PopSugar)

The political also-ran catfight. What the hell: there isn’t anything else on. (CNN)