Before you have a conniption about Tara Reid looking and dressing like a very responsible party girl, you might want to check the back of the house. I hear that’s where things can get a bit unsavoury but of course it’s nothing compared to the fallout when Tara decides that she’s been wearing her top the wrong way round.
Here we are forced to consider which would be more noticeable to a fashion watcher’s discerning eye: the lack of a well-constructed hem or the lack of pants all together. What would be more acceptable to you, dear readers?
Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell (together 25 years)
2. Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward (married 50 years)
3. Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas (married 12 years)
4. Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith (married 11 years)
5. Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins (together 20 years)
6. John Travolta & Kelly Preston (together 17 years)
7. Tim McGraw & Faith Hill (together 12 years)
8. Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick (married 20 years)
9. Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson (married 20 years)
10. Felicity Huffman & William H. Macy (married 11 years)
Congratulations to jalilifer for a nicely done 7 out of 10, edging ahead from the rest of the pack. We join hands and sway in unison to your profound knowledge of celebrity couplings. May this talent serve you well in dealing with relationships and in dinner party conversations. And to round up the show, here are some other couples who are also noteworthy for their many years of married bliss.
Shia LaBruised recovers from cougar attack (Defamer)
Golden Girl, you are not so Golden (BusyBee)
The first rule of Aloe Vera Club is… (AgentBedhead)
The Hoff is an EMPEROR! (CeleBitchy)
Kelly Osbourne has a black eye (CelebritySmack)
Your Daily Kiefer (DailyStab)(Sigh)
Tequila: Lost, but not forgotten (Defamer)
How can we be lovers if we can’t be Nicolette Sheridan Friends (DListed)
Britney spends time with her tots (GabbyBabble)
Top 10 Beauties (CandyKirby)
Ben Affleck is outward bound (PopSugar)
The political also-ran catfight. What the hell: there isn’t anything else on. (CNN)
Oh these glamourous Hollywood types and their newfangled hand signals! The above gesture can be translated into the universal sign for:
(a) We loved The Matrix movies, especially the bits about thought control
(b) Heterosexuals do it 4 times better!
(c) Bound by the vows of marriage and the same pair of jeans
(d) My wife’s arm can rotate even better than a Barbie doll’s
For the first time I find my eyes being drawn to what’s above the neck. My, what big….choppers you have there, Pam. Have they always been like this or has an overzealous dentist only recently joined your trusted retinue of surgeons?
Madonna knos how 2 whistle (Lolebrity)
Pete “999″ Doherty saves the day! (AgentBedhead)
Kylie Minogue is legion! (CelebritySmack)
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are canine collectivists (DailyStab)
Viggo Mortensen will outnumber his Oscar competition (Defamer)
Obama’s celebrity Cabinet (Gawker)
Britney Spears gets a job! (CandyKirby)
Lindsay Lohan’s epiphany caught on camera (IBBB)
Princess Diana dug up and made to promote Keira Knightly film (ImNotObsessed)
Paula extends mixed welcome to new Politburo member (POTP)
Roberto Cavalli shares his clothes out to the Miley/Marcia collective (JustJared)
Matthew McConaughey believes in an equal division of labour (PopSugar)
Pornstar hooked on opiate of the masses? (DListed)
Canuckistanis cannot be killed! (Mollygood)
Madonna redistributes capital (Websters)
Put a lid on it! (CityRag)
Dancing with the Stars work group forms (SeriouslyOMG)
London’s mayor now wanted by Beijing … dead or alive! (raincoaster)
“No, so seriously, I was like, just walking down the street one day. It was kinda rainy out. Not like REALLY rainy, but you know, humid. Just enough to make my hair do that thing, you know what I’m talking about right? By the way Carls, I am loving yours. What do you do, vinegar rinse? Anyway, so I’m just walking down the street, trying to you know, recognize the Buddha nature inherent in all things or whatever, and I sorta just mention that I thought felt a drop and *bam* all these dude with fancy umbrellas just COME OUT OF NOWHERE. It was AWESOME, and of course Puff Daddy or whatever he goes by now –God, talk about 14 reincarnations– sees it and he’s just there with his ONE umbrella dude and he TOTALLY plotzed. I think he dropped his man purse. Man, good times.”
Remember when Madonna was firmly toned, but not so toned that extra lady crevasses appeared each time she decided to flex her thighs?
This week we say “pshaw!” to random 3-minute celebrity hookups and focus on famous couples who have lasted the distance. Put on your commitment rings and see if you can identify the longtime celebrity pairs below (and by long time I mean many years, not just many weeks).
Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be refusing all offers of quickie marriages and demanding a suitably drawn out courtship period.
And what’s there not to like? The rib detail is especially fabulous, isn’t it?
Xena’s rock ‘n roll roolz (Lolebrity)
Rainbow Killer’s parade rained on (Websters)
The Ebony and Ivory ticket (TheBosh)
Bright Lights, Big Shitty (Radar)
Barbie’s rod attracts…- no, I’m a responsible parenting blogger. I can’t go there! (WizbangPop)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Blair Underwood (TeenyManolo)
Selling your sis out to the tabloids! (Mollygood)
Kate “Marlboro” Moss isn’t anorexic (ImNotObsessed)
Jennifer Aniston dresses like San Fernando Valley Barbie for a trip to the Met (PopSugar)
White people are funny (CandyKirby)
The most low-rent bust in history (DListed)
Sabrina, the teen-age mom? (JustJared)
The practical wedding dress (GoFugYourself)
Miley Cyrus is Sweet Sexteen! (Defamer)
Anna Faris is a proud Stonette (DailyStab)
Bad Bedhead Britney (CelebritySmack)
That’s gotta hurt, Amy Winehouse! (AgentBedhead)
Teenage single mom moves in with Mom to recoup from cheating babydaddy (CeleBitchy)
