Engelbert Humperday Links
By raincoasterYes, I know I’ve used that joke before. What can I say? I’m just stale because I’m out of gin.
Sir Elton John will snort Lily Allen under the table (Websters)
John Mayer’s drunken wish for POTUS (CelebrityDirt)
The US dodged a bullet with this one (GabbyBabble)
Chelsea’s getting an assist from a pornstar Lately (CelebuWreck)
Alexa Ray Joel: It’s Just Fugly to Me (CandyKirby)
Henry Rollins has even creepier penpals than I do! (AgentBedhead)
Dave Letterman can afford to be gracious (CelebritySmack)
It’s Hot Britney, bitch! (CelebWarship)
It’s Britney at the VMA’s again, bitch! (EvilBeet)
Keira Knightly isn’t sarcastic at all! (DailyStab)
Miranda Grosvenor’s blog? (CelebritiesAndTelephones)
Formerly pregnant teen sends pregnant teen a present; it’s not news, it’s US politics (CeleBitchy)
Play the Joker Lookalike Contest! (Defamer)
Jason Priestly has a beard just like John Travolta! (DListed)
Will has grace (ImNotObsessed)
Kate Moss, working girl (Radar)
The Republicans hate Palin (Mollygood)
Mullets for ‘Merica! (CityRag)
September 4th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Out of gin! Great Scot!
Dash out to get a bottle of Hendrick’s and stash it in the freezer. And get a couple of limes while you’re at it.
At the end of the day when you’ve been too busy to open a bottle of wine and you are sitting down to watch a Republican vice-presidential candidate dressed like a slutty librarian deliver a script written by a sinister cabal of military-industrial complex henchmen, you will definitely need a glass of gin.
September 4th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Cincinnati! Cincinnati! Three “n”s! One “t”!
Oh, I have a headache now. Did someone mention gin?
September 4th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
@valawhoo Am I missing something? I cannot find where Raincoaster has used the word “Cincinnati” in any of her current link titles. If it is inside one of the links, then the correction would be better posted on the site that had the offending spelling.
September 4th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Well I didn’t say I was out of corn liquor now, did I?
And now I’m invited to the opening of a vodka bar. The links tonight should be epic.
September 4th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
@ Jennie: alt text on “Mullets for ‘Merica!” I can’t help it. My school taught lolspeak instead of phonetics.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Well, you misspell Labor, probably Color, and Center, too. It’s like British countries think they invented English or something.
Now you’re talking! Open vodka bar! A James Bond Martini! I shall be there in spirits…
September 5th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Unfortunately, it was open only in the sense that a single shot of Alberta well vodka was free. But I had to stand at the bar for twenty minutes with some fake ‘n bake blonde’s silicone funbag squashed against my tricep, so believe me, I PAID FOR IT!
September 5th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Listen, nothing phonetic about Cincinnati. And you all need to consider the virutes of bourbon. Ah… bourbon…
September 5th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Let’s see… Sen Sen Addy… Got IT! LOL!!!
September 5th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Works for me!