Viggo Mortensen, victim of hair product
By Spirit Fingers
Can the person responsible for looking after Viggo’s hair please stand up and promptly shoot themselves in the head? How one can transform a head of finely coiffed hair to a limp, greasy mess is beyond me. Now that I have done the unthinkable and used the word limp in connection with this man, I should probably leave you alone to weep silently. Seriously, does it not pain you to see the poor guy trying to use his unsuspecting co-star as a gunk remover?
UPDATE: He is merely wet, thanks for setting the record straight guys! Now where is the person who is supposed to towel him down – surely such a person should exist in everyone’s entourage and there are many who would happily volunteer for that job.

September 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
It starts here and slowly developes into a comb over. Stop the madness now Viggo!
September 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Not greasy; wet. Other reports have said that it was raining outside, and he went out anyway to sign autographs, etc for the fans who waited in the rain.
September 9th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Oops, I hit ’send’ before attaching the proof. Sorry!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27643914.html
September 9th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Hi, just had to point out that Viggo’s hair is wet in the second picture because he was outside in pouring rain signing autographs for fans before his film premiere. So he’s using his co star as a towel, not a de-gunker!
September 9th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Knowing what I do of Viggo I suspect he just asked his mom to spit on her hands and pat it down or something.
September 9th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Maybe you don’t know that is for the rain and not for an imaginary person responsible of mr Mortensen’s hair.
Maybe it would be better to verify before post and make a mistake…..or not?
September 9th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Awww, he’s wearing a maple leaf pin. Guess he’s given up on the Habs?
September 18th, 2008 at 5:37 am
Wet or no wet, bad or nice hair, or no hair at all, he is hot, perfect and addorable artist and man. I love him.
January 13th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Wow! Viggo is looking bad in that picture! He usually is looking much more ‘together’ than that. Oh well, I guess what we see on the screen is different than reality.
January 15th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Frank, Frank, Frank, didn’t you read the other posts? His hair is wet. He didn’t *style* it that way! And why is his hair so wet? Because he stood outside in the pouring rain signing autographs for his fans! How does your hair look when it’s wet? Hmmm. Mine too.
Now that you’ve been shown the light, quit picking on Viggo and instead, concentrate on the thoughtfulness he showed to his fans.
January 16th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Actually, most of the time in real life Viggo looks LESS put together than that. But most of the time on the red carpet he looks nicely groomed. Except that time at Cannes when he wore the bullfighter outfit. Needs the hat to make it work!