Wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole
By Spirit Fingers
As the look on Jennifer Garner’s face suggests, how can we be sure that this is just a dress and not really a rare dermatological disorder that manifests itself in the form of fleshy ear-shaped whorls, but smells like feet? Indeed she’d be wise to keep her hands well away – who knows how horribly contagious these mystery skin afflictions can be and Hollywood is already a hotbed of fungal infections as it is.
September 16th, 2008 at 1:45 am
And why is Jennifer Gardner in jeans? At what sort of event could BOTH those looks possibly be appropriate?
(To me, this suggests Jen G really is pregnant — as a pregnant lady myself, I’ve definitely hit the point of “I don’t have any clothes that fit, and I don’t care how I look. We’re going with whatever’s clean.”)
September 17th, 2008 at 2:26 am
Does she have “Goldmember” disease?