Milla Jovovich, getting past security
By Spirit Fingers
So after they turned me away the first time for wearing tatty denim shorts, I thought why not dye them in sophisticated black and see if that was good enough for your snooty door staff to let me in. And it was! Hahahahahahah! Come on, laugh with me, old man! Hahahahaha!
Unfortunately the old man failed to see the humour in her little story and wandered away before she could proceed to gloat about using the same trick to smuggle in cupcake liners around her elbows.
