Gals, haven’t we all trotted out the old “can you help rub some suntan oil on my back” trick on an unsuspecting guy (who is not related to you)? Of course it also helps a lot if you haven’t used up the whole bottle on your face already.
nb: No disrespect to the lemon curd is meant. I’m sure it’s just really, really friendly.
Zombie Kate Hudson wants brainssssss (Lolebrity)
Metallica hates music downloaders, loves trophy wives (AgentBedhead)
No, Megan Fox, that’s not why people think you’re trashy (DailyStab)
Like father, like son: Ryan and Redmond O’Neal busted for meth (CelebritySmack)
Like father, like son: The Brolins have Bromance (Defamer)
Anne Hathaway is a cruel, cruel woman (CandyKirby)
Anonymous gets Sarah Palin’s email deleted (Gawker)
Stayin’ Alive gets the zombie treatment from Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly (HolyMoly)
Harriet Carter is a fan of Wyld Stallyns! (IBBB)
Britney’s backslidin’ y’all (Websters)
Kate Hudson in London does that “when in Rome thing” (Popbytes)
Top Ten Signs Your Dress is Too Slutty (Yeeeeah)
Yes, it’s okay to hate Gwyneth Paltrow again (PopSugar)
Rosario Dawson shows off her pressed hams (DailyMail)
Meet Sarah Palin’s witch doctor (Mollygood)
Hugh Hefner is a friend with REAL benefits (CeleBitchy)
Holy mackerel Maria Bello, how do you explain wearing something that even Mariah Carey would reject for being “too much”? I guarantee you that if I came across a winged insect that horrifically big and spiky, I would be running for my very life, not fancifully immortalising the mutant in sequins. What happened to keeping them small and dainty and unable to beat you to death with their savage wings?
Come on now Megan Fox, stop treating this movie premiere as your own personal GQ magazine covershoot. People should be paying good money to watch you at your most creative moments, so quit fussing with your hair, suck those lips back in and give the discerning men of the world a compelling reason to buy that magazine!
Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Marlene Dietrich (Stage Fright)
2. Grace Kelly (To Catch a Thief)
3. Ingrid Bergman (Notorious)
4. Grace Kelly (Rear Window)
5. Janet Leigh (Psycho)
6. Tippi Hedren (The Birds)
7. Doris Day (The Man Who Knew Too Much)
8. Joan Fontaine (Rebecca)
9. Eva Marie Saint (North by Northwest)
10. Kim Novak (Vertigo)
Congratulations to Marie for a spine-tingling 10 out of 10, followed by the commendable efforts of gemdiva and atari! We shriek loudly in pure delight at your Hitchcockian finesse. As your reward you have won an all-inclusive trip to an idyllic seaside town where the locals leave you alone and the birdlife is abundant.
It was THAT kind of day.
Charo needz ur luv (Lolebrity)
The Bride of Wildenstein walks among us! (SeriouslyOMG)
Lindsay Lohan can’t walk, but she sure can throw a punch! (IBBB)
Mariah’s doggy don’t (DListed)
George Takei’s wedding picture (Websters)
It’s the Beverly Hills Chihuahua premiere, bitch (BWE)
Blaaaaaaake, Incarcerated, turns down freedom (CeleBitchy)
Brad Pitt will haXXor ur az, n00b! (Reuters)
It’s Brangelina’s world. We just blog in it (DailyStab)
Will Smith still down with Xenu (HuffPo)
Even Sienna Miller’s fans hate her (AgentBedhead)
Amy Poehler leaving SNL (CelebritySmack)
Tilda Swinton’s homelife remarkably deprived (HolyMoly)
Crusty, upper-clawss Brit Madonna may perhaps not be a Republican (Defamer)
The Sarah Palin baby name generator! (PolitTskTskTsk)
Madonna sez: how was what? (CandyKirby)
Kevin Federline celebrates his sons’ birthdays in style. In absentia (Mollygood)
Is Britney taking candy from strangers? (JustJared)
Kief is the Chief (UKPopSugar)
