Ayyyy! Pop quiz
By Spirit Fingers
Just a casual night out with some friends and a neverending wine list and before you know it, your worries are laid bare for the world at large! See if you can match the above expressions on Jessica Simpson’s face with the descriptions below.
(a) Fatigue over having to plan another Instyle wedding and star in ensuing reality show about married life
(b) Grave concern that even Stampeded Light Plus Beer could be tainted with melamine
(c) Gloomy contemplation of a Kim Kardashian-less Dancing With the Stars
(d) Serious reflection on whether her hypothetical mug shot would look better than Heather Locklear’s
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
Why, WHY is this woman incapable of closing her mouth? She is the very definition of a slack-jawed yokel. She and P Diddy (or whatever the hell his current name is) must be related somehow. Maybe they both have big gums, a la Bubba (from Forest Gump).
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Just for fun:
1-D
2-B
3-A
4-C
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
ExpressionS, plural? I only see one expression..
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Looks like britney just before she scalped herself.. Somebody is self-medicating.
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I agree with e. Let’s name it!
In the tradition of “blue steel,” I’d say this is “brown vaccuum.”